Ever wondered what SpongeBob would look like if he kicked back, relaxed, and fully embraced the chill life? Well, Stoner SpongeBob coloring pages are here to bring that trippy, laid-back energy straight to your coloring book. Think vibrant swirls, psychedelic patterns, and our favorite sponge looking extra… spaced out.
Whether you’re a die-hard SpongeBob fan or just in the mood for some stress-free, creative fun, these pages are the perfect way to let loose. And if you’re looking for even more iconic designs, check out our SpongeBob Coloring Pages—from classic Krusty Krab scenes to wild, wacky expressions, there’s something for everyone. So grab your markers, put on some tunes, and get ready to add a splash of color to SpongeBob’s groovy side!
Stoner SpongeBob Coloring Page for Adults
SpongeBob—stoned. Eyes half-lidded. Big, dopey grin stretching across his spongey face. He’s just been staring at a jellyfish for… how long? Ten minutes? An hour? Time is weird, man. The jellyfish pulses—whoa. It’s like breathing. “Duuude,” he mumbles, reaching out, missing completely. Patrick giggles next to him, holding a half-eaten Krabby Patty like it’s the most profound thing he’s ever seen. “Bro… burgers are, like, a circle inside a square,” he whispers. Mind. Blown.
Squidward walks by—eyeroll, sigh, disappointment. But SpongeBob? He’s on another plane. Everything is extra soft, extra funny, extra alive. Even the Krusty Krab sign seems to be vibing, wiggling to some unheard beat. “Best. Day. Ever,” he breathes, flopping onto the sand. The world sways—Bikini Bottom has never looked so… beautiful.
Stoner SpongeBob Writing Coloring Sheet
SpongeBob sits—legs crossed, face serious, pencil hovering over a crumpled piece of paper. “Okay… okay… focus,” he whispers. His brain feels like jelly. Good jelly. Wobbly. Sweet. He starts writing: “The universe… is just a giant bubble.” Whoa. That’s deep. He underlines it—twice. Adds a doodle of a jellyfish wearing sunglasses. Genius.
Patrick leans over, munching on a bag of chips. “Whatcha writing?”
SpongeBob blinks. Stares at his masterpiece. “A poem… or a manifesto. Not sure yet.”
Patrick nods like he understands. He doesn’t.
SpongeBob keeps going—thoughts pouring out, wild, unstoppable. Words turn into spirals. Spirals turn into flowers. He pauses, admiring his work. Then whispers, “I should write a book.”
Coloring Image of Stoner SpongeBob Looking to Eat
SpongeBob stands in front of the fridge. Staring. The light glows—holy. Celestial. Like the fridge is calling to him. He squints. Blinks. What was he looking for again? Oh yeah—food.
Shelf one: A block of cheese. Tempting. Shelf two: A pickle jar. Suspicious. Shelf three—jackpot. A Krabby Patty wrapped in wax paper, glowing like buried treasure. “Ohhh… yes,” he whispers, reaching in slow motion, fingers grazing the bun like it’s sacred.
SpongeBob freezes. Oh no. He eyes the cheese. The cheese eyes him back. He gasps, slamming the fridge shut. “I’m not ready for this.”
Coloring Page of SpongeBob Stoned at Work
SpongeBob is so focused. Or—wait. Was he? He blinks. The grill sizzles. The patties… are talking? “Flip us, bro,” one whispers. Whoa. He flips them. Slow. Deliberate. Like an artist. Like a patty Picasso.
“SPONGEBOB! GET YER HEAD OUTTA THE CLOUDS!”
He jumps—Mr. Krabs’ voice echoing like it came from the depths of the ocean. He turns. Krabs is staring. Suspicious. Red. So red. Like the crabs in those Mr Krabs Coloring Pages SpongeBob saw the other day. He giggles. Oh no. Did he just giggle out loud? “Uh… everything’s totally normal, boss.” He’s sweating. The patties are sweating. The grill is definitely not supposed to be on fire. Krabs sighs. “Boy, go mop somethin’.”
Mopping. Yes. He could do that. Maybe.
Stoned SpongeBob Coloring Pages
SpongeBob takes a deep inhale—holds it—whoa. His body feels light. Like a balloon. Like a sponge should feel. Then—ppppffffftttt—air rushes out of his holes in little whistles, like a dozen tiny tea kettles going off at once. Patrick stares. “Dude… you sound like a haunted accordion.”
SpongeBob grins, taking another slow drag. The air seeps out again—fwheeee, phweee, pffffttt! He starts playing with it. Covering holes. Uncovering holes. Making different pitches. Higher. Lower. Music.
“I’m an instrument,” he whispers. Patrick nods. Eyes wide. “Dude… we’re all instruments.”
SpongeBob exhales again—his body deflating like a sad balloon animal. He cackles. Patrick cackles. The room feels infinite. The sounds? Majestic.
Stoned Bikini Bottom
Bikini Bottom is buzzing—but like, in slow motion. The jellyfish are moving extra wavy. The buildings seem a little… wobbly? Even the Krusty Krab sign sways, like it’s vibing to a beat no one else can hear.
SpongeBob sits on his pineapple, eyes half-lidded, watching the sky melt into swirls of purple and green. Patrick is next to him, tracing circles in the sand. “Bro… what if jellyfish are just underwater stars?”
SpongeBob gasps. Whoa. Gary slithers by, leaving a trail that sparkles like glitter. “Dude, even Gary looks magical.” It reminds him of those Gary coloring pages he saw—so trippy. So perfect. Bikini Bottom isn’t just a town tonight. It’s a whole vibe.
Stoner SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward Coloring Pages
SpongeBob and Patrick are gone—slumped against a rock, eyes half-open, grinning at absolutely nothing. Bikini Bottom feels… softer. Warmer. Like the ocean is hugging them.
Squidward, somehow roped into this mess, sits nearby. Arms crossed. Exhaling dramatically. “This is stupid,” he mutters. SpongeBob giggles. “Squidward, your head is HUGE.”
Patrick nods. “Dude, it’s like… an octopus balloon.” Squidward groans. But then—wait. He waves a tentacle in front of his face. It leaves a little trail. His eyes widen. “Whoa.” SpongeBob gasps. “DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?” Patrick claps. “Squiddy’s feelin’ it!”
Silence. The three of them just exist—watching the waves, listening to the jellyfish hum, feeling the sand. It’s… peaceful. “…You guys are still idiots,” Squidward mumbles. But his voice is so chill. SpongeBob grins. “We love you too, Squiddy.”
Stoner SpongeBob and Patrick Coloring Pages for Adults
SpongeBob and Patrick are gone. Like, deep in it. Laying on the sand, staring at the sky like it just whispered the secrets of the universe. “Dude… the clouds are moving,” Patrick mumbles.
SpongeBob squints. “Bro… we’re underwater. There are no clouds.”
Silence. Patrick gasps. Mind. Blown. He grabs a stick and starts drawing in the sand. “What if I’m not Patrick? What if I’m just… a drawing of Patrick?” He stops—eyes wide. “LIKE IN THOSE Patrick Star Coloring Pages.”
SpongeBob sits up, shook. “Dude. What if we’re all just drawings?” He looks at his hands—wiggles his fingers. “Oh. My. Neptune.” The thought is too much. They both fall back, giggling uncontrollably. The ocean waves sway. The jellyfish hum. Life is good. Life is very good.
Stoner SpongeBob and Squidward Coloring Page
SpongeBob and Squidward—just sitting there. Quiet. Existing. The world is soft, blurry around the edges, like a dream that forgot to wake up. SpongeBob turns his head—slowly, dramatically. Squidward does the same. Their eyes meet. A moment passes.
Then—a smile.
A real one. Not Squidward’s usual grimace. Not SpongeBob’s usual manic grin. Just… two dudes, vibing.
“Whoa,” SpongeBob whispers. “You can smile.” Squidward blinks. Touches his face. “Oh Neptune… I am smiling.” SpongeBob giggles. “It actually suits you. You should do it more.”
Squidward smirks. “Don’t push it.” They keep smiling. No reason. No rush. Just being. And if you’re a fan of Squidward—especially his rare happy moments—you might enjoy checking out some Squidward coloring pages to capture that unexpected joy.
How to Color Stoner SpongeBob Coloring Pages
- Choose the Right Colors – Go for vibrant, psychedelic shades like neon greens, purples, blues, and pinks to create a trippy, surreal vibe.
- Blend and Layer – Use colored pencils or markers to blend colors smoothly. Try shading SpongeBob’s face with soft yellows and oranges for depth.
- Add Glow Effects – Outline his eyes with a subtle red or pink tint for that classic “stoned” look. A little greenish haze in the background adds extra effect.
- Create a Psychedelic Background – Draw swirling patterns, melting shapes, or glowing jellyfish to make the scene feel extra dreamy.
- Use Metallic or Glow-in-the-Dark Colors – These will make certain areas pop, especially if you’re going for a cosmic, out-of-this-world SpongeBob.
- Get Creative – There’s no right way to color! Have fun and let your imagination run wild.
Time to Get High!
Stoner SpongeBob coloring pages aren’t just about coloring—they’re about the vibe. The freedom. The trippy, creative energy that turns a simple SpongeBob drawing into something wild. Something alive. Whether you go full neon, add swirls of psychedelic magic, or make the background look like an underwater galaxy, the choice is yours. No rules. Just pure, SpongeBob-fueled creativity.
And if you’re in the mood for something a little different—but still fun—why not check out Christmas SpongeBob coloring pages? Imagine SpongeBob in a Santa hat, surrounded by floating snowflakes and candy canes. Trippy and festive.
Whatever you choose, just grab your colors, put on some chill tunes, and let your imagination take over. SpongeBob would totally approve.
Hi! I’m Shuchi, an artist who’s been in love with creating art since I was a kid. I work with all sorts of mediums – acrylic painting, sketching, watercolor, mandala art, and calligraphy. These days, I’m putting my creative energy into designing coloring pages for children at Coloring Path. My art is influenced by everything from traditional techniques to Japanese anime, and I love bringing these diverse influences into my work.